Ok, strange and surreal shiit seems
to happen to me from time to time,
here's another very good example:
I got on the train at Waterloo to go
home to Putney. I sat down, finished
watching the Seinfeld episode I was
watching on my phone (yeah, I'm a
geek) and when it finished settled
down to some music listening. It was
about then I noticed the chick
sitting next to me, "Hmm" I thought,
"She looks familiar". I pondered on
where I might know her from for most
of the rest of the trip home when I
finally clicked, it went like this:
me: "Hey, you live in Putney,
right?"
her: "yeah"
me: "upper Richmond road?"
her: "yeah"
me: "past the supermarket and
wine store?"
her: "yeah"
me: "big old Victorian place,
several stories?"
her: "yeah"
me: "on the right as you walk
down the road?"
her: "YEAH!"
me: "ok, about 4 months ago
you were looking for a flatmate,
right?"
her: "yeah, I took the room"
me: "Ahh, ok, I checked that
room out when I was looking, must
have been you I met..."
*click* *grind* in my head
me: "hold on, did you just
say that you were the person who
took the room?"
her: "yeah, I moved in there"
me: "hmm... so I've never met
you before then?"
*queue twilight zone music*
her: *pause* "I guess not..."
me: "where exactly is this
place?"
her: "just past the bend in
the road"
me: "ah, ha... ok, so that's
past the place I looked at, so we're
not even talking about the same
flat"
*queue more freaky music*
her: "I guess not"
me: "oh, and where are you
from?"
her: "New Zealand,
Whangarei."
We got off the train and walked home
yakking about other stuff. So get
this: she was an attractive blonde
from Whangarei who talked to me, NOW
THAT'S SURREAL!!!