Dear Diary — May — Freaken Sweet

27/05/05

And while on the topic of movies, I just watched "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". I don't know who the hell recommended it to me, but it's pretty classic (cheesy cool). Download it from torrentspy and watch after a few beers, with mates.

I saw this last night while coming back from netball:

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What a freaken dumbass. HOW can you possibly park a car like this and not realise how much of a cock you are. I'm not going to point out that there is an American flag on the back of it, just in case someone makes an unfair correlation to our hamburger eating friends...

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Now BRING ON THE LONG WEEKEND!

26/05/05

HOW SWEET IS STAR WARS 3?!?!

Oh man, George Lucas has redeemed himself after his last two, Well done that man, recall the lynch mobs, all is forgiven.

23/05/05

Dear God, I think this might have been serious... Styling with Mr. T (1984). My favourite quote "and here's Janine, cool as a peppermint ice-cream".

And this one's going out to my Mum... Mr. T's camouflage hot shorts that is.

Oh, and remember people: "Be Somebody".

Just had another full on weekend at the boat rave, pics and vids will be up soon, although I didn't take too many as I was pretty wasted... although the photos (and especially videos) will prove that Dennis was in a far worse condition than I...

20/05/05

Well, it's Friday again. I'll be trying to take it easy tonight, because I'll be on a boat rave Sat (you can probably still get tickets). Yep, could be another full on weekend, although I'm gonna promise myself not to get into any state that resembles any of these pics (Warning: There is some soft core nudity, just in case your work doesn't like that sorta thing).

Oh and you've probably seen the original 42 below Vodka ad, well, here's the Pom version and I have sneakily snuck into their web site and found this gay version, fosters version and barshots version! There is also a Chinese version, but that doesn't seem to be working...

18/05/05

Well, I wasn't gonna bore you all with posting heaps of pics of Tyla, my new niece all over my web site, but screw it, it's my site so I can do what I want! :-) She's just so freaken gorgeous!!!!

Here she is in a police mug shot when she was caught pulling the cats tail and making it shiit itself:

I think she has the distinct look on her face of "Oh shiit, is that another flash ready to go off in my face?!"

Here she is getting nabbed driving while on the bottle:

Here's Emma as well (Tyla's Mum) and Emma's new Horse, inside my parents castle foyer:

And this is just Tyla looking awesome:

17/05/05

I came across this "Rejected 'Love Is...' Comics" the other day, linked to by Tucker Max's site (he has an awesome site by the way, an Internet legend with well over 1 million visitors per month). I swear, I've nearly choked myself to death trying to stop laughing at most of the stories he has posted.

Oh and I'm documenting my conversations with Crazy now (this one about what park we are going to, to play touch tonight):

Tony says:
no news on where we are playing?
Crazy says:
dunno
Crazy says:
it'll be in an email i've sent..
Tony says:
when did you send it?
Tony says:
perhaps I should ask you where you are going to tonight...
Crazy says:
me, i'm going to wimbledon park.

14/05/05

HA! And hear was me thinking that I would only be famous for my arse being on Google images when people search for the word "intercourse". Try searching in Google images for the word "farting" (here's a copy for posterity). God, I'm so classy.

Last night I went to Cambridge with Crazy to catch up with Nick (guy I originally came to London with, all those years ago). I drank enough alcohol to kill a large horse, involved vodka, tequila and sake - straight. I have some good pics and vids, which I'll post some time soon once I get them off my phone... along with another crazy University story.

13/05/05

Damn, this is pretty funny and well done.

At the moment I'm trying to sort out tonight in Cambridge. I'm planning on getting on the piss with Nick (who's lived there for the past 4 years) and crashing at his place. Crazy is claiming that I'm "over-engineering" and has provided me with his 6 step solution on what we will be doing to have a spontaneous "good time" weekend and why last weekend for him and Parko was so good (honestly, I'm not making this up). In my experience, if you try to reproduce a spontaneous weekend down to 6 levels of detail, things end in tears/jail... Wish me luck.

Oh, our social netball team (called "The Netball Team") is kicking ass at the moment (5 games into the season, undefeated and I've just found out we've been put into grade 1 as of next week). Here's our team photo:

Tania, Adele, Stef, Nic, Amelia

Me, Grant, Robyn

12/05/05

Cool! Just found out that the world heavyweight boxing match we saw in New York was declared a no-contest, due to Toney being a drugged up hippie stoner!

Ruiz-Toney Declared No-Contest

May 11, 2005 - PRESS RELEASE: Team Ruiz was formally notified today by the New York State Athletic Commission that the April 30th World Boxing Association heavyweight championship fight between defending champion John "The Quietman" Ruiz and challenger James "Lights Out" Toney has been officially declared a "No Decision" because Toney violated the illegal substance rule.

11/05/05

Right, I've always said Crazy was crazy, along with everyone else who knows him. Below is a IM conversation I just had with Crazy. Before hand we decided on going to Cambridge to get on the piss Fri night. Perhaps you can tell me if I'm the crazy one or not...

Tony says:
oi, I have accommodation sorted for us Fri night
Tony says:
you me and parko?
Tony says:
Nick will put us up at his place and show us round
Tony says:
sound good?
Crazy says:
cambridge?!
Tony says:
y
Crazy says:
i have a mate matt who is going up on the thursday night - he will stay at the hostel...
Crazy says:
can nick 'sleep' us?!
Tony says:
4 beds available at Nick's place in Cambridge
Crazy says:
otherwise i'll go to the/a hostel as well...
Crazy says:
and a couch?
Tony says:
a double, single and fouton
Crazy says:
and he has which one?
Tony says:
FU<K!!!!
Tony says:
you are crazy
Crazy says:
just trying to work the numbers..
Crazy says:
has he got a 'house' ?
Tony says:
4 places to sleep available at Nicks place in Cambridge
Crazy says:
or a flat?
Tony says:
you are fu<ked
Crazy says:
damn, you are... you may want to say something like - excluding Nick, who has a bed for himself, he can sleep 4 others comfortably etc
Crazy says:
shiit man...
Tony says:
I'm not even going to tell you to re-read what I wrote
Crazy says:
4 beds available when he's not sleeping in one
Tony says:
if he was sleeping in one, then there would only be 3 available
Tony says:
hence the use of the word available
Crazy says:
semantics...
Crazy says:
where does he live - in the town 'centre' or out in the sticks?
Tony says:
does that matter? Cambridge isn't large.
Tony says:
he lives just out of the centre I think, but not sure
Tony says:
busses, taxi's etc
Crazy says:
hmmm dunno.. will talk it over tonight. will discuss again tomorrow.

10/05/05

DAMN IT!!!! Ladies are my worse enemy! First I loose to a pair of aces after being dealt a pair of queens in the New York poker tourney and THEN I loose £30 to three freaken ladies (3rd on the river) to pocket KINGS last night with queen high on the table (Texas Holdem). Bah!

Was fun making the money I lost though. Tried out this place called Gutshot (near old street) with Dennis and Stef, I know we'll be back there again...

BTW, I had 6,538 visitors to my web site last month, half of those visitors were due to my now famous butt in google images, I'm still the 6th rated intercourse picture on the Internet ;-) I now look back and laugh at all those people who said I'd never achieve anything. BAH HA HAAAA!!!!