Ev, knows how to "pop a collar" and wasn't afraid to show it:
Dennis, shocking onlookers with how far Nick took "Choptober":
Oral examinations are always compulsory at our parties and performed by the ladies in pairs:
Nobody could even bare to look and Mark and Shan's gloating after they won the three armed race:
Marta couldn't believe it when I told her how cool I am:
The girls were not afraid to pose for the "lovely ladies" award:
My beer was really bitter tasting:
Nick confirming that the wind had indeed changed right after the pic above was taken:
Stupid wind changing, also blew my fart towards Dennis:
No-one seemed to care that Nick fell in to a hole in the dance floor:
Richard: "No Cynthia, your shoes don't smell bad at all, they're like roses":
Everyone sprang in to action when Bridge accidentally dropped her camera...
...twice:
Andrew was pondering the wisdom of wearing his Velcro top out, yet again:
Ian really regretted asking Nick for a demonstration of what he does at work when people are under anaesthetic:
Caroline and Grazia found out that their makeup was very sticky:
Richard was spoilt for hair sniffing choice, but making the most of the opportunities as they presented themselves:
The ladies were great at rugby scrums:
Ev was amazed at Dennis's stage dive all the way from the mirror-ball, while CeCe pointed out that it was the second time he had tried it:
CeCe and Bridge trying out for Vogue magazine cover:
An appropriate time to use the phrase "who's your Daddy":
Nick, surprised by how many plants were in my ear:
Tony: "I LOVE YOU MAN...."
Tony: "NAH MAN, I REALLY LOOOOVE YOU MAAAAN:"
Tony: "I REALLY LOOOVE YOU TOO, MAAAAN:"
Nick, disturbingly upset about losing his top button:
But wait, there's still more amusement coming up next!
By Tony Baker: email