Oasis was the headline act for the first day, my favourite w a n k e r quote from the Gallaghers was just after they played one of their major songs to get the crowd going and said "So, who's the best band a V then?! *random roar from crowd* Oh gee, thanks guys".

Here's Matt and I enjoying the act,

Oasis did kick ass though. If you're wondering what the deal with Matt's head band is, it's actually the wrapping around the football cake that we ate during the day and shared around. Crazy put it on Matt's head and it stayed there for the next 10 hours.

Here's Matt enjoying his kebab after Oasis:

We started the next day off with a slap up feed in town before going to the festival, we picked up a couple of fake breasts and a sheep along the way, as you do:

You will be amazed (or not) at the number of dirty looks you get from chicks when you wear fake breasts...

Cara and Emma found them most amusing however when we met up with them again the next day:

 Emma took a particular liking to them, feeling that the extra padding might gain her even more attention from the boys:

Perhaps having one granny boob wasn't quite what she was after, but a quick hand down her top by Cara, soon sorted them out:

Of course, Emma had to endure the testing regime, just to make sure that they felt as good as they looked:

Then it was off to leap around like idiots in the mosh pit with flossy the sheep:

And later that final night I found the NZ flag bearers and hoisted flossy the sheep up to the top, much to the amusement of the crowd: