31/08/07
Crazy, Stef, James, Andrew and I are off to Amsterdam tonight. Richard WAS going, but due to his recent spurt of success with the ladies, he has BAILED ON US GUYS after ALREADY PAYING and is taking off to Frankfurt this weekend instead to see his lady.
Crazy is in a particularly funny mood today and just sent this email around:
My name is Parko
the Merciless and you are ALL UNDER MY POWER….
Look deep into my
eyes… DEEP INTO MY EYES…
…it is true… I AM
going to get a ROOT this weekend after having bailed from my
mates BIG WEEKEND IN AMSTERDAM…
… the POWER OF THE
PUSSY is just TOOOOO GREAT… muahahahaahaha! (evil cat laugh).
You will all get
wasted, WASTED, WASSSSSTED I TELL YOU… muahahaha (second evil
cat laugh).
Beware…
BEWAAAAAAREEEEEE… cough. (evil cat fur-ball).