(30/01/04)
Wow, I had the ultimate experience for any true Windows programmer dork.
Yep, I got to (almost) meet Bill Gates, the richest man on Earth. I was sitting so close to him while he was giving his speech I could almost feel the spittle increasing the value of my already priceless face. I managed to score a front row centre seat (there were hundreds of others to fight for it), sweet.
I went to a "Microsoft developers conference" in Westminster to get the day off of work. Billy (that's what I call him now) was giving a speech about some shiit to do with the future of Windows. Basically with the new windows file system that is going to come out (called WinFX) you can very easily recall all the porn on your computer in sub second time. Truly a revolution.
Anyway, I forgot to bring my camera, but with the wonders of modern technology, I took a few snaps with my mobile!
Here they are:
Yeah, yeah, the resolution isn't that great due to the tachyon leakage in the camera nacells and the fact that it's a shiit camera in the phone, but you can still see just how sexy the man is. I don't know, something about the bulge in his pants due to the forty million pounds that's probably in there to buy a round at the bar afterwards does something for me...