I found the greatest use for my picture phone.
No, it's not sending pictures of cool pints of beer I'm drinking to any of the boys that are still working on a hot summers evening.
No, it's not for taking snaps up chicks skirts (resolution is still too low for that).
The greatest use I've found is for taking snaps of Asian chicks throwing up on tube platforms doors:
And it was a Tuesday night. Pretty sweet, ay?!
You gotta love that chunky pile of noodles she produced (you can just make it out) and all the people who walked through it when they got off.
I made sure I wasn't in that SARS filled carriage!!!