Ohh, my first Dear Diary
posting of 2008! Happy new year then!
Wish I could start the new
year off with some GOOD news, but I'm afraid I'm using this
posting for a moan.
Terrorists, I'm sick of
your shiit now, you've finally stepped over THE line, and that
line would be MY line. Not that I've ever condoned your crazy
craap, but you haven't really affected me that much (minus you
all fu<king up airport security for me).
The straw that has broken
the camel's back happened this morning while I was reading my
Metro on the way to work. If you're not aware, the usual nut
jobs have boarded a whaling boat which always makes for
entertaining reading, well has always done so in the past. But
all this terrorist media storm craap has DESTROYED what could've
been a damn funny article!
Here's the shiit I had to
read this morning:
WTF?! The Greenies are calling the whalers
terrorists and the whalers are calling the Greenies
terrorists!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE IMAGINATION!!!
Here's what I expected/wanted to read to make
my day:
A bunch of Green
activists were still locked up on board a Japanese ship
yesterday, as whalers and protesters accused each other of being
a pack of waankers.
Whaling has been stopped while Australian Benjamin Potts and
Briton Giles Lane, who were held after boarding the vessel on
Tues, remained on board the Japanese Fisheries Agency said.
The whalers, working in the Southern Ocean said they would
release the men only if they promised to stopped smoking so much
weed, which was causing them to pilot their ship in such a wild
fashion that they kept on smacking in to the side of their
whaling ship.
But Paul Watson, captain of protest vessel Steve Irwin rejected
the terms. "Those fu*ktard whalers have been cooking up some
damn fine feeds and wafting the smell towards us on PURPOSE! Of
course we're gonna come over as ask for some bacon and eggs, I
mean VEGAN bacon and eggs. That's the hallmark of being a pack
of waankers".
A letter from Japan's Institute of Cetacean Research called the
anti-whaling activists "a bunch of pot-smoking hippie wankers"
for illegally boarding a ship on the high seas in what could be
seen as an act of "pricks".
But no, all I got to read was "You're a bunch
of TERRORISTS", "No, YOU'RE a bunch of terrorists". Whoop-de-freaken-shiit.
If you're a terrorist and you're reading this,
I'm sure even you'll have to agree to cut out all your bullshiit
now.