(15/11/07)
OK, I actually put this in Dear Diary first, but I think it's so classic, it deserves its own page.
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Dear Diary 15/11/07 I've just had one of the more heated and amusing IM conversation with crazy. He's been wasting his money on buying more frivolous stuff, this time an Apple keyboard he ordered. Starts off like this: John Morton says (2:17 pm): John Morton says (2:17 pm): and now there are 26 callers ahead of mine.. John Morton says (2:17 pm): these guys are sh*t... and they're not the cheapest out there.. John Morton says (2:17 pm): grr. This goes on for a bit back and forwards, with me saying stuff like: Tony says (2:20 pm): John Morton says (2:20 pm): can't go back - purged them all - but i do scan them etc bear with me here... keep reading... Tony says (2:24 pm): John Morton says (2:24 pm): i think i wound up the b*tch who was processing things and i bet she maliciously deleted it.. Tony says (2:24 pm): be surprised if they don't send an email if there's a problem! John Morton says (2:25 pm) the dick i just rang couldn't do / see f*ck all either.. Tony says (2:25 pm): you get payment processed email? John Morton says (2:25 pm): couldn't see a failed attempt to charge my MasterCard £39.99 John Morton says (2:25 pm): either.. John Morton says (2:25 pm): f*cking tools.. John Morton says (2:25 pm): first it was out of stock for months - and then the issue around the payment - and then i have to check back to find it'd been completely removed.. John Morton says (2:25 pm): w*nkers... Of course, knowing Crazy, I said: Tony says (2:26 pm): John Morton says (2:26 pm): nope Tony says (2:26 pm): I've found that ebuyer send out email every step of the way John Morton says (2:26 pm): double checked them just now.. John Morton says (2:27 pm): they had their chance Tony says (2:27 pm): I think you've just de ticked some notification box OK. Fair enough. His contact details where all correct. I couldn't think of anything else he might've done wrong. I gave up and even started questioning my own use of eBuyer.com Then Finally, I got this, the moment you've all been waiting for: John Morton says (2:52 pm): Tony says (2:52 pm): go on John Morton says (2:52 pm): it'll make me look like a tool though... Tony says (2:52 pm): what did you do wrong when ordering... John Morton says (2:53 pm): it turns out - my workmate has just reminded me that PLAY.com are in the process of 'packing' my keyboard at the moment... Tony says (2:53 pm): hahahahhahahhahah Tony says (2:53 pm):jajajjajahahasdfhasdhfjcvxnhahahhahhahhaha Tony says (2:53 pm): oh john, john, john John Morton says (2:53 pm): damn funny... John Morton says (2:53 pm): i am SUCH a tool. Tony says (2:53 pm): yeah, those vindictive ebuyer c*nts deserved all the shiit from you alright John Morton says (2:54 pm): exactly! and i got an apology out of them as well... John Morton says (2:54 pm): fuck 'em - i'm sure they're wronged me in the past or will in the future.. Tony says (2:54 pm): well, you've convinced me not to use ebuyer ever again Tony says (2:54 pm): damn, that's some funny shiit John Morton says (2:55 pm): cerainly is John Morton says (2:55 pm): hah John Morton says (2:55 pm): lol And there we go. Just another day in the life of being a close mate of Crazy's. John, don't ever change :-) |
By Tony Baker: email