Ahhh yes! My
time has come. Not content with producing an internationally read web site, I
have now flexed my mental muscles and branched out into paper! The pen is truly
mightier than the sword.
The “man” won’t
silence THIS patriot, sure, I may not have been put on the FRONT page, nooooo,
parliament knows the public outcry would crush them into dust and anarchy would
reign throughout the land if that happened, better to try and suffocate TRUE
public opinion and place it on page 13, not unlucky for me, unlucky for “Ben”
(who is probably the true mastermind behind the terror organisations around the
world).
A great “Thought” indeed. If man didn’t think
about going to the moon, then Neil Armstrong wouldn’t be the man he is today
either (more information on what he actually did below). I have to admire the
editor (I call him Ed) for the hours he spent in finely crafting my original
email so as to not provoke international outrage:
To Ben, London W1:
You say "Should I pay the same for my five-minute drive as someone doing 20,000
miles a year?", I say no! Wake up 5 minutes earlier each morning and walk or
bike you lazy sod then there wouldn't be a traffic problem.
Now
onto more Bollocks. You may not enjoy this as much if you're not a techo, that
or you'll enjoy it more.
It's
the result of giving programmers too much pot (you need sound to get full
effect):
LindowsRock
By
the way, Lindows is one of those knock off copies of Windows that nobody cares
about, like Linux or Apple...
Here's
something from Crazy:
Drink-o-meter
One
of those things that points out that you wouldn't need a student loan if you
didn't drink at Uni.
This
is amusing, even though it's not true (you need sound, not for work):
Neil
Armstrong - The Awful Truth
And
this is just some crazy shiit:
I Bet you wish you didn't
smoke that joint now! Stupid Lindows geeks.
