Q) Will you sell/give away my email to 3rd parties and make heaps of cash so I get my ass spammed to Africa?
A) No. For starters I wouldn't know how to do this and secondly I couldn't be arsed (I mean damn, I don't even have adverts on my site).
Q) I know you, you'll sign me up to all the doggie p0rn web sites and I'll be inundated with smut!!!
A) You wish. I can't be arsed helping you out with your sick fetish, use Google for that. Oh, by the way, when you download all your doggie p0rn on your computer, don't put it in a hidden folder called p0rn because anyone can find it from a simple search, ay Crazy. Woof woof!!!