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26/03/08

Cuzzy Tania sent this joke in:

Subject: Joke of the year (NZ) 2007

  Two Aussies are sitting down for a break in their about-to-be-opened new store . As yet, the store isn't ready although the shelving is all in place.
 
 One says to the other, 'I bet any minute now some dork of a tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
 
 No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Kiwi accent asks, 'What're yer sellin' here?'
 
 One of the men replies, 'We're selling arse holes here mate.'
 
 Without missing a beat, the Kiwi says, 'Geez, you must have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left!' 

17/03/08

Karin sent this around, with the subject "From friends visiting Auckland":

You'll probably only get that if you're a New Zealander... 'Wh' is pronounced like a 'F'

Crazy also sent around 5 amusing videos:
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Who said Americans don't have a good sense of humour?!

13/03/08

SOMEONE who shall be kept nameless sent me this atrocious "joke":

Being a wholesome Catholic (I think) I'm posting this to SHAME the cuzzy person behind this.