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30/11/06

My Cuzzy Brenda sent me this pic with the message "Someone's going to hell for this!!! mwaa ha ha"

Classic...

29/11/06

I'm proud to say that it looks like my little bro Phil is taking after his big bro in making videos!

He has just produced this stop motion video of Piha beach in New Zealand which came out pretty bloody well!

14/11/06

Although I generally skip over any email I get like this one below, coming from my Cuzzy Brenda I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt, considering she has the Bennett humour gene, much like myself. After reading it I thought it worthy of posting:

Mathematics
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those eople who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someoe wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshiit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

13/11/06

Petra sent in another classic vid.

Ladies, this doesn't happen as often as you might think.

07/11/06

My Cuzzy Tania sent me the following pic of her, Brian and my cuzzy Karl after their recent holiday in Gold Coast.

She writes:

As you can see, we were overwhelmed by the intensity of the “High Thrill” rides at the theme parks in the Gold Coast.

We were particularly pleased with the enthusiasm shown by the random Asian guy who shared the adventure with us.

06/11/06

Mum Sent in this pic of my niece Tyla powdering her nose (apparently things went quiet which is the usual indicator of Tyla getting herself into trouble and my bro Phil found her "playing" with a talcum powder bottle):

03/11/06

Crazy just sent me "Mr Happy Meets the Chavs". It's the definition of freaken funny :-)