Adele's Arty Tarty band of merry chicks FINALLY has a web site up! Well, it's actually in a temporary location here on my web site. If you're a woman living in London, you'll wanna check it out!
Charlie Brown saw my sunrise pic and sent me in one he took, the same morning (probably just a few mins after I took mine):
Karin also sent me in "Redneck Flood Priorities" as well as a link to some good ol' wholesome NZ news.
Karin, Petra, Sarena, and Amelia - email you've sent in is in storage and I'll post it when I get a chance :-)
The lovely Juliana sent me this video just before Crazy. I've seen some stupid animals before (gotta love these cats for example), but those goats really take the cake.
Continuing on the theme of animals, here's another somewhat amusing video from Crazy.
Jason sent me a video which is totally un-PC and a total crack up (involving Kate Moss). Don't miss watching this one :-)
Xmas emails have just started trickling in, here's a cracker:
My US boss cracked up at that one, my UK boss told me about how hard the poor police have it now, after their "mistake" a few months ago... I just laughed my ass off.
And here are the first few bird flu jokes, cheers Crazy who provided both of them in one hit:
Damn, email is flowing in so fast it's hard to keep up! Keep up the good work. Crazy seems to be at the centre of all things involving complete bollocks.
Here's the latest, what initially looks like an American family tree, although it goes out to all you English Football supporters...
For all you religious wack jobs out there, may I present to you, the iBelieve:
load it up with all your favourite sermons and hymns and rock on. Sent in my me :-)
Just got sent his pic from Ian:
Apparently it's a new mens loo at the Sofitel hotel in Queenstown. I'm sure they'll be getting a few extra people staying with them once this pic does the rounds on the Internet... although for some of you guys, it'll probably put you off...
Crazy sent me this video which is amusing. I hope no-one can relate... I also got sent this link for all your George Bush haters out there. Be sure to drag him around the screen to "throw" him. Quite hypnotic.
Well, the stubbies video seems to be doing the rounds again (cheers Mark and Crazy). I posted it a long time ago, but it's so classic, here it is again.
Also, I was greeted with this classic email today (see if you can guess who it's from):
Shiz weather over here at the mo, raining this morning, no umbrella, then a wasp unknowingly crawls up my shirt under ALL of my wet-weather-gear, and in my 'infinite wisdom' - I try and 'pat' it dead - no such luck, I ANTAGONISED it to no end and it repeatedly stings me, making me look like I was having a spastic fit on a VERY PACKED tube...
damn funny... not so funny, whichever way you want to look at it! :)
I hope we can ALL learn something from this...
Here's one from Karin, a guide for all you ladies out there. She also said "I think she'd be your perfect woman, if you added 'shag like a rabbit' to the instructions":
I am somewhat worried about the "Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him" part... but hey, I'll try anything once...
The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
that just confirms my belief that there's a very fine line between being hard and being stupid.