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28/03/07

A love story in 3 pictures:

Cheers, Brenda!

27/03/07

Greg sent in this amusing video of some true blue Kiwiana. I don't know what I find more amusing, the ad itself or the accents :-)

26/03/07

Cuzzy Brenda sent me a video of Borat's "Sexy Drown Watch". If you've watched the Borat movie, then you'll wanna see this!

Also, Crazy sent this joke around:

A bloke goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says "Do you know me?"

She replies "Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids."

His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says

"My God, are you the stripper I had s3x with on the pool table with all my friends watching us, while your partner whipped my bum with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says...

"No, I'm your daughter's maths teacher."

08/03/07

Cuzzy Tania sent me the following:

Published in today’s NZ Herald “sideswipe” column.
Photograph taken in Hamilton somewhere:

07/03/07

Cuzzy Brenda sent me in Qantas's new slogan:

Quickies Available Now in Toilet Ask Staff

Fantastic :-)