For the guys, go to eBay and search for Virtual Girlfriend.
The basic idea is that you need to pay your fees at Uni so you auction yourself off for a few weeks to the highest bidder, never meet but send a text message or email with a pic every so often. Some are more slutty than others.
Bargain! Richard, Crazy, let me know what one you buy...
I particularly like this one, a bi-sexual virgin! Classy. I'd like to know how she found out...
Don't know how long eBay will allow these auctions to last. I'm sure all the pics of the woman you'll never meet are real as well.