If you're a true geek, you know the the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) is coming online this year. As you all know, it's designed to test the Standard Model of Physics and will create black holes that will swallow the earth and surrounding solar system (well, in Hollywood and scaremongering from the types of people who truly believe the Earth is flat perhaps).

I know you're already damn excited about what physicists will find when they smash protons together near the speed of light, but just to push you right over the edge, you have to check out this video.

Damn and I thought I was geeky!