26/01/07
OK, time for some more pics of my Niece Tyla! Mum just sent me some and these are my favourites:
22/01/07
Crazy, Richard, Pete, Myself and 2 of Crazy's mates Angela and Esther (who I first met on a crazy weekend in Amsterdam) went to the Slug and Lettuce last Thurs for a bit of a knees up.
Although being far too old (looking around at the average age of the punters) we did see a TNT Magazine photographer there for TNT Spotted. With old age does come, um, "wisdom" of sorts, the wisdom to know what sort of photo is gonna get you into the magazine at any rate:
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Everyone who's pointed out that I'm in the mag says "who's that you're kissing?!", It is in fact Richard.
19/01/07
I'm classifying this news article under "OH-MY-GOD":
Angry doc cuts
off patient's penis
Stuff.co.nz | Thursday, 18 January 2007
In a fit of rage, a Romanian doctor cut off a patient's penis
during surgery and then proceeded to mutilate it.
The 36-year-old Romanian man had gone into Bucharest hospital to
have corrective surgery on one of his testicles. During the
operation, surgeon Naum Ciomu lost his temper, picked up a
scalpel and hacked off the man's penis.
To the shock of the nursing staff, he then placed the penis on
the operating table and proceeded to chop it into small pieces
before storming out of the theatre, the Metro.co.uk website
reported this week.
Afterwards, Ciomu claimed he had been under stress and lost his
temper after he accidentally cut the man's urinary channel and
'overreacted'.
Ciomu has since had his medical license suspended and a Romanian
court has ordered him to pay $NZ284,351 in damages to the man
with the mutilated member.
The court also ordered the hospital to pay $NZ56,858 costs to
the man to pay for the operation to rebuild his penis using
tissue from his arm.
As if going in for an operation near Mr Happy isn't bad enough, now you have to worry about doctors going loco and turning him into teppanyaki!!!
16/01/07
OK, I know I'm gonna get a lot of shiit from a lot of guys here, but screw it, I found this site and it openly made me laugh out loud (especially the "winningest" (remember to click "more" at bottom of page). If you don't like cats, you won't get this page (and probably hate it):
My only defence is that I found this at work at 4:30pm after having finished a Guinness. That's right, if you wanna put shiit on me, you first have to drink at work in an open plan office with your boss in full view.
03/01/07
Quote of the week:
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
01/01/07
Happy New Year everyone! Mine started off nice and sedate with a meal at Putney Station pub. going clockwise is Meels, Chris, Kent, Dayle, Sarah, Tania, Amanda, Grant, me, Stef, Zara and Adele:
Of course, couldn't resist playing with Zara (she's telling Grant and I all about how much her Mum and Dad spoil her):
After the meal we got everyone back to our flat and got rather drunk :-) Also managed to watch the London Eye fireworks from my room.
Wishing you all a very prosperous 2007!