Bratislava!!!!!

After running around excited for so long we needed a beer and WHAT A CHOICE OF BARS WE HAD!!! LOL!!!! OMG, here was one of the coolest, it must have been 10,000 years old but it was soooooOOooOoo well kept:

James got stuck in and got SO TOTALLY GIGGLY!!!!! We laughed for AGES LOL LOL cos we were so excited already:

Here's another example of the exquisite architecture in Bratislava:

And again, just the most amazing statues, a visitor even left a present in this ones lap (probably because he enjoyed it so much like us)!!!

Richard thought it was the coolest statue he'd EVER seen....

We FINALLY made it all the way up to the castle LOL, James had to have a go at looking like he was lifting the castle too after seeing how cool Richards picture came out (again, James isn't really lifting it up, it's another camera trick):

There was the WICKEDEST view up at the castle:

you could really take in the amazing view from WAAAAAAYYYYYY up at the castle. The city was magnificent, no wonder everyone was soooooooOOoOoOoOo happy all the time as they got to live here:

In the castle they have a museum, which makes the contents of London's Natural History museum look like it's come from cats choking up fur balls:

There were the wisest men ever doing talks at the museum, they were so popular that they were on TV!!!!! OMG!!!!! The crowds watching were massive:

Some wicked as paintings adorned the walls which makes the Sistine chapel look like it was painted by a 2 year old blind spastic kid:

They showed off the dresses of what they wore millions of years ago. OMG what an incredible age that must have been!!!! Everyone would've looked so wicked! I pretended I was dancing in a huge ballroom with the beautiful mannequins:

A good example of the humorous and happy-go-lucky nature of the Bratislavan people was made obvious when James needed to have a tinkle because his bladder was so excited!!!! He walked into the loo but someone was already there LOL!!!! James waited and when the man came out it turned out the man worked there LOL!!!!! He played a practical joke by locking the toilet door so James couldn't get in and walked off PRETENDING that he didn't even see James LOL!!!!!!!! It was sooooOOOooOOoOo funny of him to do that and we laughed so much for the next 40 mins it took us to find a wee wee hole. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Tony Baker: email